Here's some more wonderful kids' quotations I dug up:

WHAT EXACTLY IS MARRIAGE??

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to

give her back to her parents"

Eric, AGE 6

HOW DOES A PERSON DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY??

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what

I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."

Carolyn, AGE 8

CONCERNING THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED

"Eighty-four Because at that age, you don't have to work

anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in

your bedroom."

Carolyn, AGE 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife"

Bert, AGE 5

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that

usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."

Martin, AGE 10

"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about

love."

Craig, AGE 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to

buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have

videos of the wedding."

Allan, AGE 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing

thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be

willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."

Kally, AGE 9

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys

need somebody to clean up after them"

Anita, AGE 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a

kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."

Will, AGE 7

TITLES OF THE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED

"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"

Arnold, age 10

"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me

When I'm with My Friends.'"

Bob, age 9

"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You

Are One!'"

Will, age 7

"'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.'"

Sharon, age 9

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope

he showers at least once a day."

Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that

they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."

Dick, age 7

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else

who has freckles too."

Andrew, age 6

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something

to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant

are so popular."

Mae, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,

but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."

Manuel, age 8

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."

John, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I

don't want to do it. It takes too long."

Glenn, age 7

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they

paid good money for them."

Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down

the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."

John, age 9

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